More people who should not be parents

To be fair, I haven't seen this movie yet. I'm going tonight, though, so tomorrow I'll let you know whether it's worth risking the suffocation of your child.

Who is dumber - kids or adults?

It's an age-old question. Kids will say adults are dumber, and adults will say kids are dumber. I maintain that it just doesn't matter because I'm smarter than everyone anyway. I have never in my life done anything stupid. Well, at least nothing that was caught on tape and posted to the internet, thus you can't prove anything.

So, what's dumber? Climbing into a toy vending machine (motive: unclear - either reallllly wanting a new stuffed animal or hoping to be "won" by some new parents) or tackling and beating the crap out of your neighbor when her pit bull bites your toddler (motive: proving that you know best what's most harmful to your child, and of course that does not include smoking around him, using excessive profanity, and showing him that violence is the solution to all of life's problems)?





***UPDATE: Apparently CNN does not like when YouTube posts their videos, so click here to watch that second clip.