Kill you? I don't wanna kill you...you complete me.

OK, David Farnham might have been slightly justified in leaving his two-year-old locked in his car while he went to a midnight showing of The Dark Knight. That movie is FANTASTIC.

David probably had a babysitter all lined up, just as any responsible parent would do, but maybe she canceled at the last minute, and what was David supposed to do then? He already had his ticket, so that would have been $10 down the drain (and since now he'll have to save up to post bond and pay his lawyer, he can't justify that kind of irresponsible spending). Plus, Batman is always there to support the good people of Gotham, so for David to turn around and not support Batman in his big blockbuster endeavor...well, that's just plain inconsiderate. So it was either leave the kid in the car or bring the kid to the movie and be that person I hate who has a crying kid at the movie theater. I think the judge and jury at David's child abuse trial should have to watch the movie first before they decide whether or not to convict him. I'm just saying. He could plead not guilty by reason of irresistible AWESOMENESS and they would probably have to let him off.

In conclusion, you should drop what you're doing right this second and go see The Dark Knight. Just maybe make triple sure that your babysitter is available. A lot of stuff happens in the last ten minutes, and you don't want to miss it on account of being arrested.