Dear Dodge and FloTV:
Thanks so much for the flattering portrayal during your Super Bowl ad spots. Of course all women are such controlling shrews that we force our boyfriends to go underwear shopping while football is on, or make them watch our "vampire TV shows" until they become hollow shells of men with no will to live. You really hit the nail on the head regarding our soul-sucking nature. And on behalf of single women everywhere, I'd just like to say how much I appreciate your continuing to give legitimacy to the "fear of commitment" BS excuse we all so love to hear when we're being dumped.
Sincerely,
A Perfectly Sane and Accommodating Potential Girlfriend
Monday, February 8, 2010
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